Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Top Ten Venomous Creatures

1. Box Jellyfish

The top prize for “The World's Most Venomous Creature,” would go to the Box Jellyfish. It has caused at least five thousand five hundred and sixty seven recorded deaths since 1954. Its venom is among the most deadly in the world. Its toxins attack the heart, nervous system, and skin cells. And the worst part of it is that jelly box venom is so overpoweringly painful, that human victims go in to shock, drown or die of heart failure before even reaching shore. Survivors experience pain weeks after the contact with box jellies.

One has virtually no chance to survive the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. When stung, vinegar should be applied for a minimum of 30 seconds. Vinegar has acetic acid, which disables the box jelly’s nematocysts that have not yet been discharged into the bloodstream (though it will not alleviate the pain). Wearing panty hose while swimming is also a good prevention measure since it can prevent jellies from being able to harm one's leg. Box Hellyfish can be found in the waters around Asia and Australia.


2. King Cobra

King Cobra (Ophiophagus Hannah) is the world’s longest venomous snake - growing up to 5.6 m (18.5 ft) in length. Ophiophagus, literally means “snake-eater” as it eats other snakes. One single bite of this deadly snake can easily kill a human. It is even capable of killing a full-grown Asian Elephant within 3 hours, if the larger animal is bitten in a vulnerable area such as the trunk.

Its venom is not as toxic as other venomous snakes, but King Cobra is capable of injecting 5 times more venom than Black Mamba and can result in mortality up to 5 times faster than that of the Black Mamba. It is quite widespread, ranging across South and South-east Asia, living in dense highland forests.


3. Marbled Cone Snail

This little beautiful looking Snail can be as deadly as any other animal on this list. One drop of its venom is so powerful that it can kill more than 20 humans. If one ever happens to be in a warm salt water environment (where these snails are often found), they should avoid picking it up if they spot one.

Symptoms of a Marbled Cone Snail sting can start immediately or can be delayed in onset for days. It results in intense pain, swelling, numbness and tingling. Severe cases involve muscle paralysis, vision changes and breathing failure. There is no anti venom. However, only about 30 human deaths have been recorded from Cone Snail envenoming.


4. Blue-Ringed Octopus

The Blue-Ringed Octopus is very small, only the size of a golf ball, but its venom is very powerful. It carries enough poison to kill 26 adult humans within minutes, and there is no antidote. It is currently recognized as one of the world’s most venomous animals.

Its painless bite may seem harmless, but the deadly neurotoxins begin working immediately resulting in muscular weakness, numbness, followed by a cessation in breathing and ultimately death. It can be found in tide pools of the Pacific Ocean, from Japan to Australia.


5. Death Stalker Scorpion

Death Starker Scorpion contradicts the popular belief that 'most scorpions are relatively harmless to humans since their stings produce local effects only (pain, numbness or swelling).' However, the Death Starker Scorpion is highly dangerous species because its venom is a powerful cocktail of neurotoxins which cause an intense and unbearable pain, resulting in fever, followed by coma, convulsions, paralysis and death. Fortunately, while a sting from this scorpion is extremely painful, it would be unlikely to kill a healthy, adult human. Young children, the old, or infirm (with a heart condition) are at the biggest risk. Death stalker scorpions are found in North Africa and Middle East.


6. Stonefish

Not the best looking fish but again, the venom does the trick. It causes such a severe pain that the stung victims would want the affected limb to be amputated. It is described as the worst pain known to man. It is accompanied by possible shock, paralysis, and tissue death. If not given medical attention within a couple of hours.

Stonefish stores its toxins in gruesome-looking spines that are designed to hurt would-be predators. It mostly lives above the tropic of Capricorn, often found in the shallow tropical marine waters of the Pacific and Indian oceans, ranging from the Red Sea to the Queensland Great Barrier Reef.


7. The Brazilian Wandering Spider

The Brazilian Wandering Spider (Phoneutria) or Banana Spider appears in the Guinness Book of World Records 2007 for the most venomous spider and is responsible for most human deaths.

It is believed to have the most potent neurotoxic venom of any living spider. Only 0.006mg (0.00000021oz) is sufficient to kill a mouse. It is also very dangerous because of its wandering nature. It often hides during daytime in highly populated areas like houses, clothes, boots, and cars.

Its venomous bite not only causes intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism - uncomfortable erections lasting for many hours that lead to impotence.


8. Inland Taipan

The Inland Taipan comes from Australia. Just a single bite from this snake contains enough venom to kill 100 human adults or an army of 250,000 mice. Its venom is at least 200 - 400 times more toxic than a common cobra. Its extremely neurotoxic venom can kill an adult human in as little as 45 minutes. Fortunately, this snake is very shy and there have been no documented human fatalities (all known bites were treated with antivenin).


9. Poison Dart Frog

If one ever happens to be running through the rain forests somewhere in Central or South America, they should never ever pick up beautiful and colorful frogs - it can be the Poison Dart Frog. The 2 inch long (5cm) golden Poison Dart Frog has enough venom to kill 10 adult humans or 20,000 mice. Only 2 micrograms of this lethal toxin (the amount that fits on the head of a pin) is capable of killing a human or other large mammal. It is called “Dart Frog” because of the indigenous use of their toxic secretions to poison the tips of their blow-darts. Poison dart frogs keep their poison in their skins and sicken or kill anybody who touches or eats them.


10. Puffer Fish

Puffer Fishes are the second most poisonous vertebrates on the earth (the first one is Golden Dart Frog). The meat of some species is a delicacy in both Japan (as fugu) and Korea (as bok-uh) but the problem is that, the skin and certain organs of many puffer fishes are very poisonous to humans.

This fish produces rapid and violent death. Puffer fish's poisoning causes deadening of the tongue and lips, dizziness, vomiting, rapid heart rate, difficulty in breathing, and muscle paralysis. Victims die from suffocation as diaphragm muscles are paralyzed. Most of the victims die after four to twenty four hours. There is no known antidote. Most deaths from fugu happen when untrained people catch and prepare the fish. Statistics show that there were twenty to forty four incidents of fugu poisoning per year between 1996 and 2006 in all of Japan and up to six incidents per year led to death. Since Fugu’s poison can cause near instantaneous death, only licensed chefs are allowed to prepare it.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Toyota "Corona" - Vintage Ride

Yes it's not "Corolla" but "Corona!" I say this because I just recalled that one of my friends actually thought that I didn't know my own car name and I was saying Corona for Corolla.

The car has been in the family since 1990. So, currently, it is the 19th year that we use this car. I am talking about it because off late, I am the one who drives it the most and hence, I feel for my car. I think I realized its importance only after the miserable sufferings I faced (Car got impounded for 15 days and I live a little away from civilization).

Today, I noticed that I feel quite bad when people say stuff about my car. Yeah, so I know it is very old and quite ruined but it still runs decently enough and all the important parts of the car work just fine. Most of all, it's anyday better than walking on the road under the Hot Dubai Sun, paying insane amounts of cash to various cab drivers (even better if they are hitting on you!) and wasting generous amount of time by travelling in public buses. I would also like to mention pathan cabs and sharing cabs which have their own issues. But it's so convinient to make fun of my vehicle while it's giving you the ride.

I think I have given this 'exclusive right' to only a few important friends. However, the rest also seem to be my guests.

Well, I know that they are joking at the end of the day but I am still not okay with 'the guests.'

Saturday, June 06, 2009

No Parking Zone!

Today, was the second day when I wasted more than an hour's time of my already wasted life (well, currently) in Bur Dubai looking for parking. Ok, so the last time it was some 45 minutes. There is absolutely no bloody parking!!

Hence, I am more than happy to conclude that Bur Dubai is the "Bhed Bakri Land."

On other news, I am wishing my frd a Happy Birthday.

*goes to look for some inspiration for the next post*

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Atrocious

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Monday, April 06, 2009

Vibe Came

I had three more steps to take when I heard sounds behind me. I looked back and saw my ordeal lying flat on its face. It was disunified for it was in fragments. It lay there mutilated, and I, as the mutilator, smiled in peace.

There were a couple of good limbs that smiled with me and I nodded to them in approval, turning around to take the last three steps. I wiped off the tiny little fluid as I resumed my walk.

Friday, March 20, 2009

No Title

I happened to realize...
There are people who have blog for a specific purpose, there are those who write randomly but things that are nice to read, some of them completely bullshit or have entirely personal stuff scribbled over.

I do not wish to think which category I belong to because it's clearly not the first two categories :(

Whatever! I did not particularly come to write about that. I am facing this indirect fifth rejection of my life. Yes, I do not believe in 'flings' but still..

This semester in college has been the pits.. I was hoping just like my child, Sapphire who mentioned it today, to have like a break before we had to study for exams.. But not only do we not get that break, we barely have any time to prepare for the exams. There is a submission on Monday which is worth twenty five marks and clearly, i haven't done any considerable amount of work despite the fact that it was given long long time ago. Hey, which student has ever been so diligent now?!! Ok surely there are geeks and freaks but I still haven't reached that level!

Anddd the exams start on the 25th. I have been studying a little with Sitara (a classmate) but that is like one subject. Sheesh! There have been a lot of peripheral activities - clubbing and procrastination. Maybe, all those extra assignments caused it. They dropped me at a level where I feel like puking every time I hear 'work.' :(

But I am already a graduate, at least as per the ceremony is concerned..

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

I graduated!
Haw.. When?
Last Friday, 13th of March, 2009
Are you serious?
Yeah
Shit! didn't you just take a transfer to mounts recently?
Yeah I still remember the first bus trip I ever took, to Bangalore.
So now what?
I have no idea!
You must have thought of something?
I want to study but I have to work. I don't even know what's going on in the world!
Come on... Have you heard of research?
Yeah
So...?
So... I have to work!
So what now?
I don't know
Do you have anything else to say?
Lots
Go ahead... Puke away to glory.
I don't feel like writng.
Then?
I don't know! I have to run...

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

I Was Doing Work OK!




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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Reconsidering

Like really, I don't know if I should put such inspirational posts. They seem nice and sensible when you read them and when you actually get to put them to practice, BANG! you have like a million petty things whizzing around your head forcing you to hold the goddamn glass in your hand and when things are not okay at the end of the day, how the hell does one put down the glass...

Today has been, by far, one of the worst days of my life...
Say Academics, Love, Friends, I seem to have random issues in all categories.

Random + Random + Random + Other Random = Lot of random, confusion and frustration.

And I think I have to admit it, I AM JUST PLAIN DUMB!! I have been constantly doing things without any intentions of doing it for the past one hour and it is for the bad!

End

Saturday, January 17, 2009

So Random, So Simple!

A Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students

"
How much do you think this glass weighs?"

"50gms!" "100gms!" "125gms!" the students answered.


"I really don't know unless I weigh it," said the professor, "but, my question is: What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?"

"Nothing." the students said.

"Ok, what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?" the professor asked.

"Your arm would begin to ache." said one of the student.

"You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?"

"Your arm could go numb; you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!" ventured another student & all the students laughed.

"Very good."

"But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?" Asked the professor.

"No" was the answer.

"Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?"

The students were puzzled.

"What should I do now to come out of pain?" asked professor again.

"Put the glass down!" said one of the students.

"Exactly!" said the professor.

Life's problems are something like this. Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK. Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything. It's important to think of the challenges or problems in your life, But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to 'PUT THEM DOWN' at the end of every day before you go to sleep.


That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way! So, when you retire for the day,

Remember friend to
'PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY!'

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Almost 1 and half years later...

Reporting from Mumbai. I came for a day, to pick up my mp3 last year if that counts as a trip :P

It's known for shopping and this time I finally found out why.. Gosh! I went mad shopping yeah! Lot of stuff.. Cheap stuff!! Ok but I don't know how long will they last. An old source says, they last.

The pani puri was so yum that I got a headache and so was the vada pav.. aaahhh heaven became :D

Another fun thing is the trains. Specially after 4 p.m. It is annoying and that comical also. At times, even when there is no rush, females push you to get in... That's classic.. :)

Today, I went for shisha. The flavour tasted good and I puked as soon as I came out of the cafe. I missed Dubai shisha cafes at that time. Even now my head has a headache.

It's 4 more days for new years and I am trying not to think about it.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Trickling Only

*Ponders over what to write*

I went Christmas shopping with two of my housemates a little while ago, or at least that is what I thought.

They are still out and I came back a little more than an hour ago.

My Christmas spirit suffered today.

I realized, I, no longer like other human beings, have 24 hours in a day. More like 12-14 hours per day. The rest are what I call them, 'crippled hours.'

I can see the degradation in the quality and the quantity is happening.

Oh did I tell you, I quit smoking. It has been approximately, 19-20 days. There are instances when I crave for one, just one, but not strong enough.

Monday, December 08, 2008

I bought a new wallet today... Joy!

I am watching a movie tomorrow first thing in the morning = CHEESE POPCORN... Super Joy!!

I realized I am extremely logical. Every post of mine follows a logic. Some how I can't seem to get rid of it.

P.S. My first post without a title. It's a change and it's bothering me.

Saturday, December 06, 2008

Inspired Soul

I thought I could borrow some inspiration.. Thanks to the space I just read.. Not for the content, but for posting. In case I didn't make sense, I apologize, it's 12 30 in the morning.

We recently had a presentation on proper English usage. Gosh! I have completely forgotten my basics to a point where the class really bothered me.

I was trying to wonder whose at fault. Read the following dialogue.

Person A: I want to go clubbing today and you?

Person B: I'm going with my friend to Fusion Lounge. Join us.

Person A: I don't like the crowd there. You guys go ahead.

(Sometime later)

Person B: Hey my plan with friend is scrapped. Let's go clubbing. By the way, I chugged three glasses of wine and it's kind of hitting me. And, I have a headache, so I am going to sleep wake me up later.

Person A: Ok fine.

(A calls to wake up B)

(B still has a headache and asks to be given ten more minutes. After ten minutes B informs that B can't go clubbing because B is feeling very sleepy. A puts the phone down on B's face)

Person C messages: So are you guys going?

Person B messages: I want to go clubbing with Person A except I have a bad headache and I am quite sleepy. A put the phone down on my face. Whatever, I guess not.

Complications:
  • Person B had chugged wine and since B didn't have a very good drinking capacity got a little more high than assumed.
  • Person A was out shopping and because B told A that they will go clubbing, A hurried shopping and reached home quickly.
  • Person B didn't know about the shopping bit.
  • Person A does not drink.
Goodnight

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Update Time

Yeaha.. Cuckud was procrastinating...

Last weekend I was at Vishakhapatnam.. It was Divya's (classmate) brother's wedding.. I pretty much died with fright that what if repeat what if there were things that I do not quite appreciate.. But it was the most fun thing ever.. (check facebook for pictures and videos) We just went mad during the train journey, dancing and eating yummy food..

Yesterday we had class with Mr. Das.. It was a solid six hours session.. The idea of having class on a saturday morning was not fun but few lines I got to hear about me first thing in the morning were totally fun and hence I totally didn't mind the class.. Even otherwise actually I think, I would survived farely well..

On other news, I have been having a lot fun with my friends.. A lot!! except yesterday evening clubbing turned out a little boring.. It was my idea to go to this club called 'Kosmo' because otherwise its usually 'Taika' that we go to.. What I liked was that my friends came and tolerated a boring saturday party.. What I didn't like were the post party reactions.. Lets not get into explanations now..

One last thing, it has been a long time.. (3 years by next april or june) I have a friend from high school.. Currently, a very good friend of mine.. :)

Monday, November 17, 2008

Fun Weekend

I just broke a toe nail... the longest one.. it seemed like almost half of it was gone so I was hoping for a painful and gory pulling off with some red of that nail except nothing happened.. it came off peacefully!

Saturday: Clubbing at Taika.. too crowded.. too many random intruders.. not fun and disaster

Sunday: Clubbing at Taika.. not too crowded.. met a friend whose leaving on thursday to Saudi.. emm new friend.. emm random friend.. lot of fun and fun... :)

Current time (8:10 p.m.): assignment time.. facebook dominates.. hunger dominates.. laziness is the king of domination..

Oh results came out day before if I remember correctly.. I was stuck at the very same place.. got 68% again.. people think its too good considering the amount of papers I had and my HOD is in love with me.. she thought I was spectacular..

I cried and bellowed for an hour and I loved to hear good things about me.. I have one more semester and more papers than previous semester to go about..

I know I am not perfectly at ease but I think I am happy!

Goodnight!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Nai - Nai Became

Hey nai - nai just means a shower.. (In my case, a bath :P)
With gifts.. :D

I got a yellow t-shirt and a yellow belt courtesy Sneha and Vanessa respectively.. :D

Today has been peaceful... but I can't seem to say Thank God.. I do feel bad about it..

Maybe I should read more books..

I just got news about my best friends at a different cross..eeeps.. Did I speak too soon?

Tomorrow there's a 'bandh' means chuti chuti chuti from college.. Wait its not confirmed.. Have to wait till the morning..

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Publicity

I looked all around... Yeah I was surrounded by it. Definitely, I was the first one to find out but now there are more and more people who know about it. Most of them say the same thing and I convince them back in the same manner.. They are not really convinced but that's a different thing.. We usually leave it to let it be for now..

I am back to my dearest goats, noisy little kids, random guys who find only our flat below which they want to stand and try some stuff with their bike (basically make noise...) and my unexpected best friends.. Yes, I started already :P

Was sort of missing college and some friends here and cannot wait for the results.. Come out already, will you..

As I already wrote to a friend.. My trip felt like the blink of an eye but nevertheless it was obviously a lot of fun..

Talk about updating even when you have absolutely nothing to say...

*Gone to get a life*

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

I Can Finally Count :)

Yeah so today after a week of running around, they finally told us that we cannot write the additional english supplementary paper.. They are busy people and they cannot reset and reschedule an entire paper just for the three of us despite the fact that it was the english and the examination department's fault.. Ok stop! this after ages and after recurring blah posts, is meant to be a happy one...

Like I said the good thing out of the whole shit with additional english paper is that I can finally count days.. 18th morning dude.. Inshallah.. Cuckud isa in the emirates flight to Dubai... :D

So thats not the reason why I came to blog.. I mean yes that is a big deal but something really small and sweet touched me today... So you know I am the senstive and the emotional types and all.. No, really, I haven't been the lucky kind to have really sweet people around me but today I just got a dose from a few of them... 4 to be precise... :)

I don't know... For so many people that I have met do not seem to register or feel an imapct by an everyday trivial matter which involves the goodness on someone else's part. Or, maybe, they do not make a prominent acknowledgment.. For me, it's different and I simply love it when I am subjected to such an event in life.. I have to mention it, at least here..

Hence, I write, because I owe you a thanks today! Sacchi and Meaning Wala!

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Happy Dusshera!

You thought Ganesh Chaturthi was bad? Guess what today is 'Happy Dusshera!!!'

The trauma I felt today is something that I had never experienced in a while..

The tornado of tears, the breathlessness like a candle flickering before its about to die out, the shivering like a mobile phone vibrating, and the abuses and the curses which could challenge the Satan..

If I only knew about how Dusshera is going to be, I wouldn't have fought with Ganesh dude...

Tomorrow I have abnormal psychology.. I had only one more chapter before I would be done and only revision would have been left.. But yeah they chased me off...

I can recall that image, the image of celebration... Some blurred lights and the king of lights in the centre.. There was quite a bit of red and a lot of blurred white.. The sounds I had drained out using my mp3 but I could still hear a little like they were many a doors (shut) away and were opening that one door at that time in slow motion.. The rest of the doors they would have opened by now but I escaped in a vehicle named auto rickshaw which fleeced me off by 6 rupees..

I can feel a headache coming... No it can't come because I still have studying to do! Right!

Happy Dusshera... I am happy for Lord Ram who defeated Ravana and returned to Ayodhya today, some zillions of years ago..