Sunday, May 28, 2006

It Makes No Sense???

Well i rote diz yesterday coz i waz feelin pathetic...but den all kewl agn...i spilt it all...well i hav a secret magic wich alwayz works fer me n i absolutely luv itt....muahhh......

Its 2:43 in the morning,
she's tired of watchin people,
all fast,busy and frowning...

Yea she just got done with her 'tang',
it waz so stupid,exggerative n worthless,
it makes her head go like major 'bang...

Recently she turned out ace after ages,
after all the dull,beaten n fradulent times,
she added to her book of life a few happy pages...

She thought one blissful moment n she'll be fine,
her verve would be same like before,
nomore she would really have to whine...

She even promised to be the non-whining soul,
to herself,her sweetheart and herself again,
damn she can't seem to get out of blahness hole...

And the bitch can't seem to get a freaking life,
she knows,comprehends n has to let go of it,
but damn,the past gores her like a pricky knife...

Breathe in Breathe out..calm down you freak,
shes had that alot from a few trusting mates,
but yet shes feels that everything is BLEAK...

Every little fact takes her away in another globe,
her secluded thoughts of past doing salsa in head,
makes her a person wearing a satanic robe...

Y dude...yyy???

Sometimes its complete psychosis....
Sometimes its complete phobia....
Sometimes its complete iniquity....

She has her new chapter waiting set ahead,almost,
all seems to be falling in place,going her way,
yet of the time shes not really making the most...

Do you call that insanity or do u call that INSANITY?

She asks the question,
finds the answer...
changes the question,
seeks the answer...
leaves the question...?

Finally concludes that it makes no sense,
go to sleep u bitch she decides hence...

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Tang Trauma

Heylooo....lots to rite bout...hmm gus stuff n bad stuff wat do i start wid firstttt?let me see....

ok here goes..since da gud stuff happend 1st i will start wid it...on 24th may dats a wednesday me,sana,monisa,macky,jyoti,manisha n sarah had gone to skool...well dey were announcin names in da assembly n we wud b called on stage n i wud never miss dat oppurtunity...it felt proud n great....ok after dat we left fer sheesha to karama...omgg da wlk till da road sucked coz it waz terribly warm but we found a cab n went to house of sheesha....omgg it waz great...talks,pictures(in sarah's cam),pjs,coolness plus....hmmm..after sheesha me,jyoti,sana n sarah went to sana's place to drop her off...spent sum time der....it waz guddd...after dat da remainin three we went fer lunch to lamcy...we walked frm new sind punjab...yea i no 'g' ppl...well we had diz nachos salad i suppose(chicken),chilly cheese toast n i fergot my own dish's name frm mex chicken....yummmyy..it waz totally awesummm....well frm der we separated....

now starts da bad news....

i got a call frm my frd n he came to pick me up frm lamcy to go fer sum briefin fer sum promotion....my outlet waz in shj...i waz surely outta my cotton pickin mind to agree fer da promotion but seriously none of us thot it wud turn out so deadly...we had to wear diz crappy cowboy hat wich waz da pitsss...n da poor guys had to carry diz bag pack wich waz pretty heavy n hugee....well it had a nozzle thru wich we filled glasses wid 'tang' ...yup dat waz my product...

"sir/mam wud u like to try new tang mango" *god gimme a break...*

few fine comments dat we get on out apparel.....

  • i m sorry to say u guys luk pretty funny...(reallyyy...we thot we cud win da universe pagent)
  • omg u guys look like pest controllers....wid da t nozzle.(really...n da 1st bug we wud kill wud b uuu....*attacks wid tang spray*
  • hey wer r ur horses??? ( fuck u dude...dey r gettin practiced to kick ur ass so bad dat u cant sit fer da rest of ur life...shooo.)

well seriously it waz stupid....i mean da promotion wud hav bin finee but only if dey wudnt use dat stupid mechanism to pour out da tang n let us sample widout da omggg sexeh hats...now we hav issues wid da payment also...dey r payin us less..well long stury behind dat...dun bother...jus a warn to all ya peeps...neone plannin to work wid da agency artaaj...repeat "ARTAAJ" make sure u get all da details right bout payment n wat xactly wud dey b askin u to do....newayzz i m glad i got it fer only three days...never again...

i m out....laterz,muahhh....

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Future Revealed

Heyaa peepz....today is the 23rd of MAY,2006 ....

Roll No: 6204591
Name: MEENAL BHARATH KUMAR
Mother's Name: ANUSUYA BHARATH KUMAR
Father's Name: BHARATH KUMAR LALCHAND BHATIA


SUB CODE SUB NAME MARKS GRADE
301 ENGLISH CORE 078 A2
030 ECONOMICS 075 A2
048 PHYSICAL EDUCATION 083 A2
054 BUSINESS STUDIES 084 A2
055 ACCOUNTANCY 083 A2
500 WORK EXPERIENCE --- A1
502 PHY & HEALTH EDUCA --- A1
503 GENERAL STUDIES --- A1

Result: PASS
(p.s - i had ritten it xactly da way on da site but diz thing chnged on its own:S:S)
(for perfect format check www.cbseresults.nic.in roll no. 6204591:P)

ok i cant say i m really all wuhooo about my resultz coz i wanted to top n i ended up 2nd in class...highest bein manish gettin 84%...and as far overall is concerned i m third...shittt....one dude jason scored 83.4....well but den u shud b happy wid wat u get rite??? n i m lukin at da bright side of the whole bit n dat is...i hav got my marks accordin to my efforts...so i guess i managed to put in 80.6% worth efforts huh!!!...no worries...

On other news....my sweety finally called me today....n believe me i felt better by jus hearin u jan....swear..!missssssss uuuuuuu soooooooo mujjjjjjjjj.....:(

And omgg did i mention bout da amazin time i had on last thursday...dats da 18th of may...met da nauseeenn bajie nd went fer monisa's treat on da jumeirah prvt beach...

did i miss out on nethin???
hmm...alls well dat ends well i guess....:S!!!?
laterz,muahhh....

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Chutzpah...

She waited for what seemed like eternity,
all she found were tears and failures,
all the consoling seemed to be false pity.

Whenever she passed sumone a smile,
a painful backstab she got meanwhile.

whatever she wanted to have in life mainly,
deceitful snatch,untimely fate was superior insanely.

wherever she felt the need of a helping hand,
there existed selfish people on sophisticated land.

She waited for what seemed like eternity,
all she found were tears and failures,
all the consoling seemed to be false pity.

She thought there waz a feeble hope,
but that didnt seem to have any scope.

She called for one final moment,
but alas!her intellect them bcame dormant.

Dead mind but yet the thoughts were inevitable?
she waz fearful with a body so unstable.

Nomore words and she jumped off the balcony,
all subjugated and thrashed by the irony.

No sound,no feel except a pulsating heart,
she moaned and smiled to the sin on her part.

Finally her body striked the cold stiff ground,
an instant pain shot up in and all around.

But total black-out after the nippy distress,
a sign of relief on desertion from further stress.

But what????wait....

her lifeless soul was dangling nowhere,
neither the dreadful hell nor the heaven air.

Her intricacies she thought would be tamed,
but her sin of self-kill was to be blamed.

Now her complications were all bid bye-byes,
but yet the PEACE wasn't found likewise.

She waited for what seemed like eternity,
all she found were tears and failures,
all the consoling seemed to be false pity.

well for her it just couldnt be right,
and she was vanquished even after the dying fight.

YA RITE!!! WAIT A MINUTE...!!!

She woke up and was glad to realise that she was dreaming,
but damn!! she got laryngitis from all that screaming...!!!

Monday, May 15, 2006

Richer Gurl

Heyloo my lovely blog readers...ok i waz tryin to grab attention....like shit i dun hav nethin to blog dese days...newaz today like i got one day's work fer an event...a delegation came frm india n i had to manage da registration desk n make da badeges fer dem...i no man borin job but den who cares i got a hundred bucks fer kiddie work...*dances*:D n besides i waznt like workin all da hours...half of da time i waz bizi lissenin to my NANO....*teehee*

Haha ppl think i m sucha total money freakkk...(ahemmm...)specially my aunt...n like today after ages i waz holdin my own money in my hand...yehaaa dude i already got da payment as i left fer home....*salsaaa* diz timee :D :D

Besides da all happie happie stuff...my freggin drivin classes r delayed as ma dad is my sponser n i need his sign n hes outta town....well hav to wait fer a week or so....*huga buga*:P n yeaa today da standin screwed my feet to da core...coz i had to wear freggin heels..(i think its spelt dat way???) never mind...so yea n i m so fuckin close to pmsin but so not pmsin still...its aahhh...damn i dun usually speak bout stuff like dat but i m in da "nahaa...i donttt careee" phase so yea...
But den it waz a gud occupyin thin frm recent issues like feelin utterly wasted n other crap...aaah ferget it....

Short n sweet update on my life n one more post fer my dearest bloggie..mwahh....
No SHUT UP!!! i haven't lost it still....
Tadaaa....muahhh...!!!

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Freaking Out At Sana's Place

Heyya fellaz..so here i am ritin my 51st post rite now...:) godd it surely reached 50th fast eh!!? newayz...

I went to sana's house today...well we basically planned to meet at her place to fuck arnd,cook arnd,n hav lotsa fun...hmm...i didnt no even monisa waz supposed to b cumin n found out after i reached der...well da more da better...so fer once i actually made it 4 minutes b4 time...:P n den we were foolin arnd till monisa came in arnd 6 35...

Well we had jus started to bake a cake wen monisa came n hehe its like sana waz makin da dough(or watever we call it) i waz on her left n monisa on her right....puttin da oil n water fer her...b4 dat i even cracked 2 eggs fer da mixture n both times da outer shell fell in it...but it waz a big piece ok so we threw it out...lolz...on da side i even started wid my sexeh veg noodles...so i made monisa cut da tomatoes, i cut da capsicum...

ohh u guyz gotta check out wat da capsi luked like:P*wink*

i even grated da cheese...yummy..(i m supposed to b dietin:P) n sana waz bizi doin da cake...well we made diz double layered one so it had 2 layers of cocoa creamm...DOUBLE fats n DOUBLE delicious...!!! da smelll of da cake waz like amazinnn...man....poof..!

Ok so like both da cake n da noodles turned out amzingly well...
no taste issues n no other random issues wid da texture,size,style etc...n ohh boy did we hav a gala time hoggin together or wat....!!!! aaah...can i hav sum more...???The great gang of CHEFS...(frm left:sana,meenal and monisa)

Goofy meenal wid da cutest cat dude...awww....*angel face*:P

Besides we had quite few talks bout issues here n there after eatin...recallin all da beautifull n fun-filled past moments of skool.....damn...i miss those days...and also a few confessionz n serious discussions...in all da day waz really great....n all my xcersin dese few days has gone down da drain coz of so muj hoggin of da cake n da xtra cheesy noodles...:D but man were dey like awesome or wat...newayz...

P.S - i luvvvv yaaa guyzzz...muahhhh....

i m out fer now...laterz....

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

The Journey...

Heya fellaz...it seemz like suddenly everyone has disappeared frm da bloggin world...like hawww...newaz...so i m tryin to b inspiring in diz one fer da 1st time...lolz...i hope i don't freak u guyz out...thought bout it in da shower...well arnd few days back wen me sarah n dayaan had gone to exit...hmm...rote it dat day,postin it today...:P

She takes a deep breath and closes her eyes,
thinks absolutely clear and feels all wise.
slowly sinks into a journey of her dreamland,
all alone with no person and no helping hand.

She finds herself in front of a huge mountain,
the hot fierce wind and blaring sun on the lane.
she shudders with fear,she squints her eyes,
she suffers a feeling which is so not nice.
the mount ain't a relieving attribute as well,
the climb,the journey,the destination-a complete hell?

She starts with a slow and uncertain stride,
so starts the pursuit for success with her ride.
the path is ok but laid with little pebbles,
she is sweating but gets her feet to settle.
she advances while the pebbles now grow into stones,
her thoughts,her ways,her walk need to accord to the tone!

She learns and matures as the journey advances,
but now the rain pours and the cold wind dances.
she shivers and feels like a frozen block of ice,
again suffers a feeling which is so not nice.

Now she meets a bunch of other human mates,
frail,lifeless,overpowered by their fate.
gurl your wasting time!you will get nowhere!
the fate is supreme and it'll b hard to bear.
No,no,no...i will keep trying no matter how late,
i will not be the one to get thrashed by the fate.

She moves on but now with a question of doubt,
for now she sees gigantic boulders all about.
the rain n wind now accompanied with cruel lightening,
she bears a feel which is confusing and frightening.

Should she turn and go back?
the confidence had started to lack.
Should she forfeit before the absolute fate?
the dreams,desires,destiny would all agitate.

She takes a deep breath and closes her eyes again,
her slow,silent,sheer prayer then began.
"you cannot be so callous towards me,
my unfinished journey remains to b,
GOD, i totally trust in you,
trust in myself wich makes me do,
give me strenght so i can face,
so my journey turns out ace."

Bit by bit she opened her eyes,
finally had a feeling wich felt all nice.
the demonic weather had actually perished,
spring was now the weather which she cherished.
she had a smile and had reached her top,
assured that worthy efforts would never flop.

She came back in reality and luved the dreamland,
the same should be the efforts in the real land.
she smiles as the dreamland turned out fine,
all it is that i waz speaking she all this time.

P.S - i no its long...:P n den i m hopefully goin to sana's place tomm...gonna cook together and hav omg lotsa funn....

P.S agn - i dunno how i fergot to mention dat diz is my 50th post...so yayzzz....reached it pretty fast but den yayzz...lolz....

I m out fer now....muah...

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Changing Plans

Heyaa fellas...b4 i start wid my life update here's a result frm one of my usual onl test...:)

What's Your Flavour?
http://uk.tickle.com/test/flavor/start.html (ihope dat link is da rite one)

Hmm, you taste of Peppermint!
Mmm ... peppermint! Crisp and refreshing, you're the flavour of refreshing chewing gum and elegant after-dinner mints. If you were a season, you'd be winter -- bracing and energising, but cosy, too. Your honesty and forthright personality make people feel like they've known you forever -- they can't help but be drawn to your sweet, fresh nature. Perhaps a little old-fashioned, and occasionally shy, you're generally happy and well liked. Traditional and invigorating, you're a truly tasty treat.


Well well well wat can i say i m da BEST!!! :D ok stop..lolz..

On other issues like recently my dad plannin to shift to india fer gud coz of business issues...but den it wont b soo soon so yea...lets hope it never happens...like seriously i cant even think of livin away frm my dubai frds n dubai itself...so yea...well so i waz like pretty pissed since few days...but den its like my dad goin to bombay fer a week to get stuff shifted to our new house wich i suppose is ready now..so yayzz fer da new house...n so today like he okied me applyin fer license finally...so i waz like wahoooww....phew....finally..so hopefully i will apply soon n start learnin soonn..well to all my still 17 kiddie frds...get jealous...n diee but den i luv yaaa ppl stilll,mwahhh...ok too muj xcitement not gud fer health...i will stop...not xcited like jus happy...coz i will hav to do sumthin finally..oh but den i m still jobless so yeaa!!!

P.S - thnxx 4 lissenin nauss, da spillin 2 u really helped me calm down...luv yaa...:D

Laterz peepz,muahhh....

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Dinner At Moni's Place

Heyaa ppl...ok like seriously life has chnged so muj dat i hav absolutely nudin to post dese days...so finally one good day at monisa's house today...went to her place fer dinner...chole,chicken biryani,sum bhindi(lady finger)thingi n agn sumthin wid channa thingi...ohoo...dun xpect me to translate all...lolzz...well wat can i say bout her food...shes like omggg her food....amazinnn....got to hog after ages at her place...i missed those chole sooo muj...thnxxx monisa:) ...well besides da amazinn dinner lotsa things happend before that...like muntu n her kids were likeeee da cutest thingssss everrrrrr....hawww...n on other news me,sarah nd sana raped each other like major alongwith wild pillow fite...lolz...it waz all crazie n fun...music n dancin also...sarah wid her famous *my humps* dance...though she didnt complete it today...it waz fer sumtime...n jyoti wid her famous hip shakin n goin wild dances n sounds....oh btw she got raped too but by sana alone...lolzz...

Later on rashid also came n it waz like funny...his pjs n acts alwayz r like hilarious so yahaa...well our stupid plan to get dese ppl all xcited bout da thing dat i m doin a new guy also worked...lolz...jus a stupid lil joke...well da day waz like awesum...after da whole thin i met diz new frd of mine rohan(da guy i asked bout da other day dayaan) also...

Besides da happy happy things der r pretty many issues hangin arnd...like literally dey kinda obssessively luvv me or sumthin coz one solves n another pops up like how a jack in da box does...so quickly n so fuckin spontaneously...but den like i m so bored of whinin to ppl n makin deir lives miserable as well so i m learnin to keep calm n get a fuckin life...not dat i dunno how to do it lolz not learnin actually, PRACTICING...so hmmm...laterz ppl...hav fun,muah...