Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Parking Stealer

So i am back since the 20th mornin..yea 2 days...n today i went to play bball wid my gang....cant tell u how kewl it felt...really now...but newaz wen i got back, as usuall the parkin was sucha prick below ma house...today cuckud fought wid a man in parkin...

Ok i was in the 1st lane fer parking. i was driving slowly wen i saw a car cumin out behind...so i check if the car wich was a lil away frm the former car was plannin to park n it totally didnt seem like it...well he had his headlights off and he didnt indicate anddd he made no attempt to move closer to the car coming out...hence, i reversed ma car to park, gave indication and waited...as soon as the merc got out, this freak had the audacity to conviniently ignore my indication, my non - stop blarin of horn (courtesy wich crowd of some 3-4 collected) at him and parks in 'suppose to be my parkin'

Since he didnt lisn i got down frm my car n went to giv him a piece of my mind...

Meenal: dunt u hav no sense...how can u jus get in there n park...didnt u see ma car waitin der? i was indicating and i was honkin fer so long....u didnt even seem to hear dat n how can u jus park like diz?

Parking Stealer: Wht i was waiting behind since a long time..i saw the parkin gettin empty so i came and parked ma car...

Meenal: Excuze me! u did not indicate n i reversed first n indicated..so i shud b goin in there..u cannot jus conviniently drive in there and park..

Parking Stealer: But i was waitin fer a long time n i came so now wht u want me to do... (starts to roll up the window)

Meenal: (a slight pause..completely taken aback by his manner) (voice raised) u hav absolutely no respect fer women...this is shit...(walks but looks back n screams freak at him)

(Man startin to get out to go...crowd starin at the tiny 5 feet gurl and murmuring...meenal goes back to car to leave...hears police whistle...looks around...doesnt see ne1 but police dude cums to her window askin wht happnd...meenal repeats the incident...one person frm crown backs up her story..police dude asks parking stealer to back out the car..parking stealer does so without any complaint or even a word..meenal parks...comes out n from crowd guy who backed up and another guy were conversing bout the incident)

Another Guy: Woh aadmi kab se khada tha...actually ussi ka parking tha...woh pehele se khada tha..

(meenal gives previous guy a look)

Crowd Guy: (turns to meenal) u r lucky u got parking coz otherwise it is very difficult over here...

(meenal feels like laughin coz she drives and parks der almost everyday...

Meenal: its not bout luck or nethin...dat guy didnt show indication, didnt even cum forward or nethin...i checked dat frm my mirror and den only i backed up fer parking and indicated...after dat he cannot jus cum der n park...his name aint ritten der or sumthin...its bout that..

Crowd Guy: yeah dats why i favoured u wen the policeman asked no...

Meenal: yeah i no....(shrugs n starts to walk)

End

P.S. Happy 150th post to ma bloggie...

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Ting Tong

Once in a while i jus tend to have dese weird days n thoughts fer np apparent reason...yeah since ysterday i m havin one of those days agn... :P haha dat cracked me upp....!

Welll i read a few thingis, i remembered a few thingis and......

I wish u were a 'little' like wht u were before...

I wish i cud undo the horrible things i did frm my part to u....

I wish i had learnt my person lesson earlier in life....

However, i still, no matter wht, as usual, am proud of myself....da greatly proud is yet to cum but i do luv meself despite all the shit...

P.S - the 'U's in the 1st two wish statements are 2 different ppl...

Randomness...

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Non - Teenage Gurl

Heylooo.....i hav been quite lazy dese days...sheesh...well lets c....cuckud turned 20 on monday, 31st march...lot of fun came....at 12 i was bizi studyin the general well-being experiment from my psychology record book....den the gang cums in wid a cutee card and hersheys chocolates....nish n farz gave me cards too...

Bday mornin cuckud woke up n dressed all pretty in red shalwar kameez...alll confident fer the practical xam wich went really well n i will b so disappointed if i get nethin less dan 23.....i was surprized with number of ppl frm my class who new it was my bday but habbie came...after xam, at sneha' pg we were deciding on a place to go fer lunch...20 feet high was the chosen one...i got my 1st gift fer the day in her pg dat time...genelee got me a 'yellow' :) folder n a pretty book of handmade papers...of course the yellow handmade paper luks the prettiest....sitara, sneha, sana and aditi gave me a pretttyyy bedspread (informed recently dat it aint bedsheet) since i m movin to me new flat by tomm hopefully.... the above mentioned names + nish, van, farz, mridula and paddy - all of us went fer a yum n huge lunch at 20 feet high...ohh i got my first cake fer the day...tiramisu and a fruit punch...extremely yum was not the phrase fer it! :D habbie came...

As soon as i got home wid nish, farz and van after a heavy lunch..wham! happy bday to uuu....da gang waitin in the house wid a sexi chocolate cake....saphro of course did the honours of messin ma face...spl thnks to BD fer completely messin ma hair...dey alll gav me a bean bag..so i finally hav my own bean bag... yipeeiiiiii.... :D vanny gave me yellow mugs....one fer display and one fer use...so yayiiiii agn...smiley mugs btw....!

Evenin house party was fun.....boooze, music and fooling arnd....sumone, a prick did ruin it and i cant tell u how i wanted to whack dat person but well i cudnt do much...damnit!!!

Overall - a success.....happpy came the whole day....quite a few unexpected wishes and loads of expected wishes didnt cum in...its ok not dat i care too much but i definitely wudnt mind mentioning this...

And finally, CuCkUd has completed her teenage years nd moved to bein a kiddish adult...pffttt!

Oh but i totally wana thnk alll my frds who made diz one special fer me....! luv ya guys, mwah!!

Belated Habbie Bday to me :D