Saturday, May 27, 2006

Tang Trauma

Heylooo....lots to rite bout...hmm gus stuff n bad stuff wat do i start wid firstttt?let me see....

ok here goes..since da gud stuff happend 1st i will start wid it...on 24th may dats a wednesday me,sana,monisa,macky,jyoti,manisha n sarah had gone to skool...well dey were announcin names in da assembly n we wud b called on stage n i wud never miss dat oppurtunity...it felt proud n great....ok after dat we left fer sheesha to karama...omgg da wlk till da road sucked coz it waz terribly warm but we found a cab n went to house of sheesha....omgg it waz great...talks,pictures(in sarah's cam),pjs,coolness plus....hmmm..after sheesha me,jyoti,sana n sarah went to sana's place to drop her off...spent sum time der....it waz guddd...after dat da remainin three we went fer lunch to lamcy...we walked frm new sind punjab...yea i no 'g' ppl...well we had diz nachos salad i suppose(chicken),chilly cheese toast n i fergot my own dish's name frm mex chicken....yummmyy..it waz totally awesummm....well frm der we separated....

now starts da bad news....

i got a call frm my frd n he came to pick me up frm lamcy to go fer sum briefin fer sum promotion....my outlet waz in shj...i waz surely outta my cotton pickin mind to agree fer da promotion but seriously none of us thot it wud turn out so deadly...we had to wear diz crappy cowboy hat wich waz da pitsss...n da poor guys had to carry diz bag pack wich waz pretty heavy n hugee....well it had a nozzle thru wich we filled glasses wid 'tang' ...yup dat waz my product...

"sir/mam wud u like to try new tang mango" *god gimme a break...*

few fine comments dat we get on out apparel.....

  • i m sorry to say u guys luk pretty funny...(reallyyy...we thot we cud win da universe pagent)
  • omg u guys look like pest controllers....wid da t nozzle.(really...n da 1st bug we wud kill wud b uuu....*attacks wid tang spray*
  • hey wer r ur horses??? ( fuck u dude...dey r gettin practiced to kick ur ass so bad dat u cant sit fer da rest of ur life...shooo.)

well seriously it waz stupid....i mean da promotion wud hav bin finee but only if dey wudnt use dat stupid mechanism to pour out da tang n let us sample widout da omggg sexeh hats...now we hav issues wid da payment also...dey r payin us less..well long stury behind dat...dun bother...jus a warn to all ya peeps...neone plannin to work wid da agency artaaj...repeat "ARTAAJ" make sure u get all da details right bout payment n wat xactly wud dey b askin u to do....newayzz i m glad i got it fer only three days...never again...

i m out....laterz,muahhh....

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

paHAHAHA.....thats hilarious....uhmm...i mean...aww poor meenal...dont worry...just have sum mango flavour tang n ride ur horse n it'll al be ok...HAHA!! lol...sowwie meen...dis post was just FUNNY...thanks for making my day so early in the morn...u tc...DONT take any more promotions k? n dont become a pest controller either... :)...im horrible yea?? lol...mwahs! tc...hope u get the monies finally...

sun said...

wow......saved by da call re...thank god i didnt take up da job re......thx 2 sharjah.....neveys gud gud im sure u must b looking very cute in da cute cuet cowboy hat re......hrhheehehhhehehe......chweerssssssss.........

Jan said...

ROTFLMAO!!

Cuckud said...

well gail...laugh laugh *sniff sniff* lmao...no worries..as long as i earn sumthin...ok dude i really need to talk to u bout mahe...i m cumin der mostly lets c if i can catch u tomm...
sana - haramkhorrrrrrr,kutti,kamini...bas no swearin on my bichara blog but u whoreeeeeeee...lolzzz.
jan - no comments...u whore u even ccancelled ur trip over here rite...i m katti wid u gooo shooo....i m bein very bitchy to u...so yea...no lappy also....:(

Dayaan Swiftheart W said...

Tang with salt is seriously the ONLY way to drink that stuff.

Cuckud said...

damnn...but den how can u use salt fer mango flavour...dats sweet..fer a fact we doubted dat wat we were samplin waz even actual tang...hahaha...complete crappy nonsense...