A Quick One

I really hope i dun turn anorexic or sumthin in the next approx. 1 year and 3 mnths dat i hav to be here...No i mean, u no how much food matters to me right n how i thoroughly enjoy all the diff kinda 'good' food dat i get to eat....but unfortunately our dearest india (specifically Bangalore since i m here right now) tends to be very 'hygenic' and pretty much maintains a regular record wer all the food joints ensure dat u find a strand of hair or a bug, or an ant or even sumthin else wich may look like a part of the dish itself but heehee...how bout playin surprise surprise... :)

Newaz the point bein, i chose to order frm Dominos today after bein a regular customer of Pizza Hut for quite sumtime and with my usual bad luck and jinx n all those other jing bang terms i associate wid my luck, i 'just' found a microwaved black bug stuck to the crust of a slice.... *JOY* i m quite definite, if only that bug knew how fussy i can get bout the hygiene bit of my eatin business, it wud hav never thot of resting its pretty butt on the crust of that slice of mine...Well one slice wasted there..ey nd i still havent started practicin sadism but that bug was crushed and 2 of its legs were broken already (wait i dun remember if i broke them wile tryin to scrutinize and reach a conclusion bout whts perching on my pizza slice) and the remainin two were still stuck to their respective places...It had becum rather crisp (if i can use the word) from the heat of the oven ofcourse...

Thats not all btw...coz after that slice gone n the next slice eaten, i found a strand of hair on another slice..damn am i lucky or AM I LUCKY? but here the confusion is dat it may hav dropped from my own head and the length of the hair backs dat up but agn it was below the crust (i was eating stuffed crunch pizza) and ders no way it can crawl below the main surface right? and wht if the cook dude is a person who prolly has long hair (u wud consider my length of the hair, for a guy, long right!? and did not bother wearin his dat longish cook hat? (wht is it called, sumone???) and since i found the bug i can xaggerate and make a scene okay! :P

I totally giv credit to myself u no..i mean i logged in thinkin all i wana rite is i found a bug n a strand of hair in my pizza today and i cant believe how descriptive i can manage to get all the time n make a quick one quite time consuming... :D well who cares...
2nd round of internals start tomm...*all the best*

C u in the next post...